So youre telling me an Onix alone couldn’t pull Charizard out of the pipe….
onix has 45 attack which is the same as butterfree he’s a weak ass motherfucker and couldn’t pull himself out of a wet paper bag.
"I waited too long to read the sequel, and now I can’t even remember the characters."
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"I read the whole series in less than two days, and now can’t separate the events of individual books" the thrilling sequel
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when people say “i dont believe in science”
what are you even talking about
- at hogwarts, severus snape did everything in his power to expose remus
- sixteen years later, severus snape effectively ejected remus lupin from the one job where he was safe and happy
- and harry potter names his kid after this pile of tripe instead of the first decent father figure he ever knew
whomp there it is
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